By now, I’m sure you’re completely familar with my blatant sweet tooth. However, this on OCAU came up, which is even more than I could probably handle:

http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-bear.cfm

Frickin' huge.

Yes, that’s a gummi bear. Apparently it weighs 5 pounds, is equivalent to around 1400 regular gummi bears, and contains 12600 US calories (not sure how that converts).

Click the link for more info: the questions some people have asked are hilarious, and the answers the store owners provide even more so…

Quotes:

Q: Are you serious when you mentioned that it could take up to 1 year for 1 man(me) to finish it?
A: The World’s Largest Gummy Bear has a shelf life of up to a year, so you can take your time eating it. You could certainly finish it sooner if you wanted.

Q: How will the Giant gummy bear be shipped? Will it come wrapped in plastic or just in a cardboard box? Could you put a picture of what it will look like when I receive it on your website?
A: The World’s Largest Gummy Bear is packaged in a clear plastic bag and is then boxed inside of a cardboard box. The outside of the box is white, so it looks nicer than brown if you’re giving it as a gift. We then place that cardboard box inside of another cardboard box for shipping.

Q: Does this deliver to the UK?
A: Yep, Vat19.com ships worldwide!

Q: I just ate it all in one sitting, and my foot fell off. Is that normal?
A: No and we don’t believe you. You’re going to need to send us the foot as proof.

Q: Is the gelatin vegetarian?
A: No, the gelatin is from a beef source.

Q: Can the gummy bear breathe inside the sealed bag?
A: Nope. If you’re a gummy bear, staying fresh is more of a priority than breathing.

Q: oooooOHOHHOOHOHHHHOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: That’s what she said.

Someone order one of these for the lulz.